she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
