Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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