barbara walters just said penis...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
