Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Someone came in the potted fern
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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