I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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