Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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