Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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