i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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