I want to make a zoo with you.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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