Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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