what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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