when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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