i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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