Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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