apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The uberlube is also flammable
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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