I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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