I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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