I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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