a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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