hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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