Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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