I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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