I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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