smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I love you. Go after that dick
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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