He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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