I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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