I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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