Kareoke will never be a sober sport
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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