help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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