Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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