I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
