You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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