also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and she was petting her beer can
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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