brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
my sisters under your porch take her home
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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