thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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