Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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