I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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