And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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