your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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