i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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