Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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