when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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