It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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