She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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