yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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