idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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