Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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