JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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