just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just google imaged poop.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Someone signed my nipple.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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