He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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