I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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