She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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