hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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