i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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