ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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