Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
a search helicopter?!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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