adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
