turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
and she was petting her beer can
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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